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| Posted by Mel Ehrenzeller on 09-Aug-2005 | Confused a littleLittle Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls, and would his mother, please, sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this."
So, Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.
"First Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse..." So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.
"OK, now take off my skirt..." And he takes off her skirt.
"Now, take off my bra..." Which he does.
"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties..."
And when Johnny finishes removing these, she says,
"Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"
"What were you thinking?"
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by ?¤?‡??rt??§?¤
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| Posted by Vegitto on 09-Aug-2005 | GartersA young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day.
It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard.
Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny, Pat?"
"I just saw one of your garters!"
"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!"
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard.
Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"
"I just saw both of your garters!"
Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks!"
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up.
This time there is a burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
"Where do you think you're going?" she asks.
"From what I just saw," replies Little Johnny, "my school days are over!"
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by curtis and yisman
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| Posted by Tommy K. Barf on 09-Aug-2005 | FascinateA teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence.
Brian raises his hand and says, "The sky is fascinating."
The teacher says, "No, that's fascinating."
Jennifer raises her hand and says, "When I saw the tigers at the zoo I was fascinated."
The teacher says, "No, that's fascinated."
So finally Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "My mom bought a new blouse with 12 pearl buttons, but her boobs are so big she could only fasten eight!"
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by ?¤?‡??rt??§?¤ and yisman
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| Posted by Zak L. Taylor on 09-Aug-2005 | Discovering AmericaTEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
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| Posted by Krissy J on 09-Aug-2005 | You know?Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, sir!"
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| Posted by blonde joke on 09-Aug-2005 | JewelryMother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mother: Well dear, a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex. (The daughter looks puzzled.)
That means the daddy puts his penis in the mummy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddy's room, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when a you do that?
Mother: Jewelry, dear!
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