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| Posted by Darren N. Doyle on 12-Aug-2005 | Confutious says:confutious says: Man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger
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| Posted by lucas moore on 13-Aug-2005 | BarbitchuateA bear walks in to the bar and asks the bartender serve me a drink the bartender says no.the bear ask why? the bartender says we dont serve to bears! the bear gets outraged and starts tearin down the bar and eats a woman and leaves. The next day the bear comes back and tells the bartender to serve him a drink or the samething will happen that happen yesterday and the bartender says I told you we dont serve to bears or drug addicts! the bear says drug addict im not a drug addict!the bartender says what about the BAR BITCH YOU ATE! KEEP IN MIND A BARBITCUATE IS A DRUG
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():bar jokes (2610): Two guys walk into a bar |
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| Posted by BaByGuRLovesBaByTiGeR on 08-Aug-2005 | Two guys walk into a barTwo guys walk into a bar. The third one, however, was smart enough to duck. ;)
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():bar jokes (2610): A dyslexic walks into a bra... |
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| Posted by Hallie S. Comet on 08-Aug-2005 | A dyslexic walks into a bra...It'll hit you in a minute.
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| Posted by jennifer on 10-Aug-2005 | Making a confessionA drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional,
and said nothing.
The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.
The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says
nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to
get the man to speak. Finally the drunk replies, ''No use knocking,' pal.
There's no paper."
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():bar jokes (2610): 2 men on top off a building |
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| Posted by Bill Scoby on 12-Aug-2005 | 2 men on top off a buildingTo men are at the top of a building having a drink,and one says to the other i bet you i can jump out this window and in 5 seconds jump back in.\"NEVER\" the man says. so the man jumps out and jumps back in, so the other man says i bet i can, so he jumps out falls and dies, the barmaid comes u to the other man and says u an be a silly boy when your drunk superman
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