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| Posted by sexy bugger on 14-Aug-2005 | Congratulate Me!A woman is in the shower. Suddenly the doorbell rang. She puts
on her bathrobe and goes to answer it. A doctor is their.
"Congratulate me!" he says. "I just got a letter saying I'm a
great doctor. The lady slammed the door in his face and goes
back to the shower. The doorbell rang. It was a college
student. "Congratulate me." he said. "I just got my diploma."
She slammed the door in his face. She goes back into the
shower. Knowing that the only guy left on her blockis the blind
man, she doesn't bother to put on her bathrobe. She goes to the
door and sees the blind man. "Congratulate me." he said. "I
just got my eyesight back!"
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| Posted by luke on 09-Aug-2005 | Best place for PackiQ: if Packeys weren't taxi driver's, where would be the next best place for them to be?
A: Face first in the bottom of the fuckin Atlantic!
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| Posted by XX2Gurly4UXX on 12-Aug-2005 | Spongebob jokewhy do you think Mr.Crabs let spongebob do all the cookin?
Because he would come in handy for cleanin after all these years of hard work!
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| Posted by William Jones on 09-Aug-2005 | Marrying Young"Your honour, " explained the young man, "I'd like to get married, please."
"All right, what is your age?"
"I'm 22, sir."
"And the age of the bride?"
"She's 15, sir."
"15??? That's too young -- marrying you would be against the law!"
"I see, " said the young man.
"Could you try explaining that to the fella next to her with the shotgun?"
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| Posted by lisa m. kanicki on 09-Aug-2005 | Vasectomy DecisionOne day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great check-up. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?"
"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."
"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?"
"Yeah, and they're in favour 17 to 2."
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| Posted by Tyler Reese on 09-Aug-2005 | Puppy LoveA terrier, a doberman, and a bulldog all walk into a bar and take a seat. A female collie then walks in.
The collie says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese the most creatively, can be mine."
So the bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese!"
The collie shrugs and says "Sorry, not good enough."
The doberman says "I hate liver and cheese!" The collie says, "No, not creative enough."
Then the terrier says, "Liver alone, cheese mine!"
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