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| Posted by Jake r. grumbeck on 09-Aug-2005 | ConsciousnessThat annoying time between naps.
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| Posted by Shawn T. Pillow on 09-Aug-2005 | Mushroom ManagementKeep your employees in the dark and occasionally throw shit at them.
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| Posted by Tyler Luedtke on 07-Aug-2005 | Real Estate Definitions...Real Estate Definitions
- Charming
- Tiny. Snow White might fit, but five of the dwarfs would have
to find their own place. See "Cute," "Enchanting," and "Good Starter Home."
- Much Potential
- Grim. Steer clear unless you have a lot of money and
believe your blind dates really did have nice personalities.
- Unique City Home
- Used to be a warehouse.
- Hi-Tech/Contemporary
- Lots of steel shelving with little holes - the
kind your dad used to store tools on in the basement.
- Daring Design
- Still a warehouse
- Completely Updated
- Avocado dishwasher and harvest gold carpeting
or vice versa.
- Sophisticated
- Black walls and no windows. See "Architect's Delight."
- One-Of-A-Kind
- Ugly as sin.
- Brilliant Concept
- Do you really need a two-story live oak in your
30-foot sky dome? See "Makes Dramatic Statement."
- Upper Bracket
- If you have to ask...
- You'll Love It
- No, you won't.
- Must See To Believe
- An absolutely accurate statement.
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