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| Posted by Jack W. Pitt-Brooke on 09-Aug-2005 | CopyTEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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| Posted by Brock A. Simpson on 09-Aug-2005 | TeacherTEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
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| Posted by Mandy O. on 09-Aug-2005 | Family prayerLittle Matthew and his family were having a big family dinner at his grandmother's house.
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When Little Matthew received his plate he started eating right away.
"Matthew, wait until we say our prayer," his mother said.
"I don't have to," the boy replied.
"Of course you do," his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house," Matthew explained. "But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!"
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| Posted by ang b on 09-Aug-2005 | I can go fishing!Little Johnny walks into a pharmacy and brings a box of tampons to the register.
The cashier looks at the boy and asks, "Hi. Are these for your mom?"
Little Johnny thinks for a moment and says, "Umm, no."
The cashier says, "Oh. Then they're for your sister?"
Little Johnny says, "Uh-unh."
The cashier, now a bit curious, says, "Oh. Then they must be for your granny!"
Little Johnny says, "Nope."
The cashier is now really confused. Finally she asks, "Well, what are you going to do with them?"
Little Johnny says, "Well, I'm not sure yet. But on TV, they said if I buy these I can go fishing and swimming and horseback riding!"
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| Posted by Michelle Wy on 09-Aug-2005 | The whole truthAt school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth."
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door.
The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your real father a big hug."
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| Posted by Champ on 09-Aug-2005 | Few hairsLittle Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.
"Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?" he asked his mother.
"He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness.
Or, she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, "So why do you have so much hair?"
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