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Two stupid farmers had this mule that was a very hard worker. The only problem was every time they went to put the mule back in his stall, his ears would brush the top of the entrance and then the old mule would go nuts and kick everything. One day, the farmers decided to cut a opening in the top to prevent this from happening. While they were working, a neighbor stopped by and asked what they were doing, so they explained the problem. The neighbor suggested that they could save a lot of work and time if they simply took a shovel and dug the entrance down a little bit. The farmers thanked their neighbor and he drove off. Then the one farmer said to the other, 'Some stupid neighbor we have, it's not his feet that's too long, it's his ears!'

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	():nerd jokes (650): You should go home....

Posted by Jordan L. Lee on 07-Aug-2005

You should go home....

You should go home.

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	():nerd jokes (650): Speaking of being stuck on one address, my...

Posted by BILLY B. PLOTTER on 07-Aug-2005

Speaking of being stuck on one address, my...

Speaking of being stuck on one address, my professor once told this tale of misoptimization, quite possibly apocryphal. It seems these computer architects were looking to speed up their machine. They looked at their dynamic instruction counts and picked a branch instruction that was heavily used. After fixing the microcode they started up the system again and noticed NO improvement in speed. Turns out the branch was used by the idle loop in the scheduler. All they did was make the CPU spin its wheels faster.

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	():nerd jokes (650): The reason computer chips are so small is...

Posted by Derek K. Lewis on 07-Aug-2005

The reason computer chips are so small is...

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.

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	():nerd jokes (650): Dumbass Redneck

Posted by Jeff R. Janney on 13-Aug-2005

Dumbass Redneck

One Day A fat Redneck walks into a bar And Orders a Beer. Once the bartender Brings him his beer He stands up and Pisses in it. The Bartender Perplexed ask "Why did u piss in ur beer". The man Replies This isnt my Drink. The Bartender says "o playing a prank eh"? The guy Replies "Ya" Ive put gold in the bottom of the class". "Gold? the Bartender says Thats not urine"? Quickly the bartender swoops down the drink. and is dissapointed not to find gold. The man smiles And hands the Bartender a note. "Toldya I was playing a prank u dumbass".

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