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| Posted by Steve Mitchell on 13-Aug-2005 | Cxfghdtgbrtytrhrthtrhrtooobiopirejklrjkgiojdtgobivgrjvo9ikvgopertybektyhbeertegtrhytb5666k66kk6k6kerktbklrsdltlvllltrllgkmtjkyh8uihnnhjand he said kjfjhdjtdfdhgfdhgdhgfdjgfdj but then he did iyhukbgcfikhbg78lbh7bhs7 and that is the hvbgljegfhjwervjlsd end.
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():nerd jokes (650): "What did u take into the desert?" |
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| Posted by silverseeker on 13-Aug-2005 | "What did u take into the desert?"A white guy, a black guy, and Polish guy went into the desert and happened to survive. When they came back the media asked questions.
They asked the white guy, "What did you take?"
"Some water, because if I ever got thirsty I could drink some."
They asked the black guy, "What did you take?"
"Some food because if I ever got hungry, I could have omething to eat."
They asked the Polish guy "What did you take?"
"A car door, so if I got hot I could roll down the window."
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| Posted by Jeremy Mrotek on 13-Aug-2005 | Poor jokeyour family so poor that they have a milk carton for a house and when you stick the key in to open the door you stab everybody.
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| Posted by Jimmy Liu on 13-Aug-2005 | Stupid president
Theres these 3 people on a plane the president of the United States a boy and a priest the plane is about to crash there are only 2 parashots the prsident said i should go im the smartest in the world. So the priset said you go kid i had a good life no u go no u go kid we can both go the stupid ass president took my book bag.
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| Posted by Lando Calrrissian on 13-Aug-2005 | You So UglyU so dumb u thought a quarter was a dollar
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():nerd jokes (650): You are so stupid............... |
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| Posted by John C. Kober on 13-Aug-2005 | You are so stupid...............you are so stupid:
1.you starved to death in a grociery store.
2.you put lipstick on your forehead just to make up your mind.
3.when you picked up a stray dog you called it kitty.
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