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():sport jokes (950): Dallas Cowboys


Posted by Some One on 14-Aug-2005

Dallas Cowboys

Q:What do you say to a Dallas Cowboy in a suit?
A:And how does the defendent wish to plead?

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police

Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get in a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.
   

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():sport jokes (950): All the mugs


Posted by Rick Bron on 10-Aug-2005

All the mugs

Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at Old Trafford?
A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Highbury.
   

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():sport jokes (950): Yankee Hater 1


Posted by jacob l. sams on 12-Aug-2005

Yankee Hater 1

Q: What has 400 feet and 3 teeth?
A: The first row of the bleachers at Yankee Stadium.
   

5 people have rated this joke:
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():sport jokes (950): Michael Irvin


Posted by Dinesh SJ on 14-Aug-2005

Michael Irvin

Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super Bowl and how hard it was to get any sleep the night before the big game. "I was awakened at one, two and four in the morning by a drunk cheerleader banging on the door and screaming," he recalled.

"That's terrible," said Williams. "How'd you ever get any sleep?"

"At five o'clock I finally unlocked the door and let her out," replied Irvin.
   

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():sport jokes (950): The WNBA


Posted by Jessika on 14-Aug-2005
The WNBA
You: Want to hear a joke?
He/she: Sure.
You: The WNBA.

You: Want to hear another joke?
He/she: Sure.
You: Competitive WNBA.
   

34 people have rated this joke:
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():sport jokes (950): The Bears Suck


Posted by Amanda E. Brooke on 14-Aug-2005
The Bears Suck
Why Did they put in astro-turf at Soildiers Field?

So the fans would stop grazing at halftime!!!

   

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