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| Posted by Jude Hey on 11-Aug-2005 | Dead FishLittle Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
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| Posted by Gertrude P. Catuna on 08-Aug-2005 | Dog Property Laws1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, its mine.
8. If I saw it first, its mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, its yours.
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():animal jokes (1719): Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma? |
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| Posted by Master Baaah on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
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| Posted by Ann-Marie C. Fleming on 14-Aug-2005 | Dr. Seuss's lost tongue twisterSee if you can do this:
Read each line aloud
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.
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| Posted by Cow Man on 14-Aug-2005 | the dum fishonce there was a fish and it had no tail and mommy and it died
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| Posted by BloodAngel on 14-Aug-2005 | Jewish Lady's DogAn old lady is boarding a plane with her dog in a cage to go to
isreal. The plane attendant says, "I am sorry ma'am, you can't
bring that dog on the plane it will have to go with the cargo."
She tries to explain to the man that the dog won't bark
becase...and she is rudely interupted by the attendant saying "I
am sorry, no exceptions."
So she does what he says, and she arives in Isreal. The people
are unpacking the cargo to find that the dog is dead. They
search all over town for an identical dog. after about 3 hours
of waiting, the man brings out this women's dog, barking and
hollering.
The women says, "sir, this isn't my dog." The man goes "of
course it is it looks exactly like it."
The women goes, "no sir my dog was dead I was coming to isreal
to bury it."
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