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| Posted by Emily A. Swatkowski on 13-Aug-2005 | Dead Old LadyA guy went to the opera.He kept saying me me me.A guy went to a resturant. He kept saying forks and knifes forks and knifes.A guy went to a wrestling match. He kept saying bring it on. One day an old lady got killed. A police man came. He said who killed her.The guy from the opera said me me me.The police man said with what. The guy from the resturant said forks and knifes.The police man said im going to have to take you to police station.The guy from the wrestling match said bring it on!
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| Posted by Cory Kusick on 13-Aug-2005 | Doughnut Seller
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| Posted by matt stallramp on 13-Aug-2005 | The monkey and the treeQ:Why did the monkey fall off the tree?
A:Because he let go lol (laugh out loud)
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| Posted by Jim henswot on 13-Aug-2005 | *****your so dumb****your soo dumb you stole a free sample!
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your soo dumb you took a hockey stick, shot a hockey puck in a basket ball net and said BINGO!
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your soo dumb you starved in a super market!
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your soo dumb you tripped over a cordless phone!
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your soo dumb you locked yourself in the bathroom and peed your pants!
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by amanda and eckoe (best friends)
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| Posted by Icy P. Fire on 13-Aug-2005 | WhatA man comes up to a woman and says"Do you want
to go do it?" The woman says"Do what?" The man says"Go jump off a brige!
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| Posted by Mike Mill on 13-Aug-2005 | Man and dogSo this guy named Frank was all out of food to eat, he had no money and he was hungry.So his dog walks up to him and he thinks "well I could eat dog food" so he did.
3 weeks later his boss is sitting in his office and says well where has Frank been?
So he goes over to Franks house and a whole bunch of F.B.I agents are there.
Franks boss goes up to one of the agents and says what went on here?
The F.B.I. agent said well the guy who lives here died". then Franks boss said how?
The agent said " From what we know he was trying to lick his butt and he fell off of the couch and hit his head on the coffee table.
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