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| Posted by Becca on 08-Aug-2005 | dicipline your blind kidhow do you diciplie a blind kid?.......................
You move the furniture around.
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| Posted by Tommy K. Barf on 08-Aug-2005 | Seeing Eye DogsA man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
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| Posted by spike d. fuspfi on 08-Aug-2005 | A blind man in a storeA blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
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| Posted by Will Greer on 08-Aug-2005 | Blind Man at a BeachHow do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard...
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| Posted by Kathryn Ellis on 08-Aug-2005 | StargazingStargazing
There are 2 blonds sitting on a porch in Kansas looking at the moon.
1 blond says to the other, "which do you think is closer? The moon or Texas?"
The other blond says "duh!Can you see Texas?"
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| Posted by Dave O on 09-Aug-2005 | Blind question and answer jokesQ: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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