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Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.

QUICK THINKING: Offers plausible excuses for errors.

TAKES PRIDE IN WORK: Conceited.

TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPERTUNITY TO PROGRESS: Buys drinks for superiors.

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	():funny definitions (324): Man

Posted by Jeremy Mrotek on 09-Aug-2005

Man

A remarkable animal whose head swells when you pat
his back.

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	():funny definitions (324): Recipe...

Posted by Matt S. N/A on 07-Aug-2005

Recipe...

Recipe (noun): A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog won't eat the rest of.

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	():funny definitions (324): From Mom's Dictionary......

Posted by caryline kelly on 07-Aug-2005

From Mom's Dictionary......

From Mom's Dictionary...

Amnesia (noun): Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again.

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	():funny definitions (324): Squirt The Bird...

Posted by Anna F. Greble on 07-Aug-2005

Squirt The Bird...

Squirt The Bird (verb): To transmit a signal up to a satellite. "Crew and talent are ready...what time do we squirt the bird?"

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	():funny definitions (324): Windows95...

Posted by Aimeekat on 07-Aug-2005

Windows95...

Windows95 (noun): 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

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