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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Dictionary of


Posted by deisra on 09-Aug-2005

Dictionary of

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.

QUICK THINKING: Offers plausible excuses for errors.

TAKES PRIDE IN WORK: Conceited.

TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPERTUNITY TO PROGRESS: Buys drinks for superiors.
   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Another


Posted by robert battle on 09-Aug-2005

Another

Another Old Link

   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Man


Posted by Jeremy Mrotek on 09-Aug-2005

Man


A remarkable animal whose head swells when you pat
his back.


   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Recipe...


Posted by Matt S. N/A on 07-Aug-2005

Recipe...

Recipe (noun)

A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog won't eat the rest of.

   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : From Mom's Dictionary......


Posted by caryline kelly on 07-Aug-2005

From Mom's Dictionary......

From Mom's Dictionary...

Amnesia (noun)

Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again.

   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Squirt The Bird...


Posted by Anna F. Greble on 07-Aug-2005

Squirt The Bird...

Squirt The Bird (verb)

To transmit a signal up to a satellite. "Crew and talent are ready...what time do we squirt the bird?"

   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Windows95...


Posted by Aimeekat on 07-Aug-2005

Windows95...

Windows95 (noun)

32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : APPLE...


Posted by chris J. gomez on 07-Aug-2005

APPLE...

APPLE (Acronym)

Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Man...


Posted by DancingGal on 07-Aug-2005

Man...

Man

A remarkable animal whose head swells when you pat his back.

   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Clothes Dryer...


Posted by chris magee on 07-Aug-2005

Clothes Dryer...

Clothes Dryer (noun)

A household appliance designed to eat socks.

   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Swimming Pool...


Posted by Holly Burkett on 07-Aug-2005

Swimming Pool...

Swimming Pool

A mob of people with water in it.

   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Cannibal...


Posted by Save D. Last Dance on 07-Aug-2005

Cannibal...

Cannibal

Person who likes to see other people stewed.

   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : From Mom's Dictionary......


Posted by Daniel Rush on 07-Aug-2005

From Mom's Dictionary......

From Mom's Dictionary...

Dumbwaiter (noun)

One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : FORD...


Posted by Plumbum on 07-Aug-2005

FORD...

FORD (Acronym)

Fix Or Repair Daily.

Alternate:

Found On Road Dead


   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Toaster...


Posted by Scott D. Bibee on 07-Aug-2005

Toaster...

Toaster (noun)

A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Divorce...


Posted by Mark C. Francis on 07-Aug-2005

Divorce...

Divorce

Post-graduate in School of Love.

   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Nyetscape...


Posted by dropsofjupiter on 07-Aug-2005

Nyetscape...

Nyetscape (noun)

Nickname for AOL's less-than-full-featured Web browser.

   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Glazing...


Posted by Jr Sand on 07-Aug-2005

Glazing...

Glazing (verb)

Corporate-speak for sleeping with your eyes open. A popular pastime at conferences and early-morning meetings. "Didn't he notice that half the room was glazing by the second session?"

   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Water...


Posted by cory a. HOGAN on 07-Aug-2005

Water...

Water (noun)

A liquid that freezes slippery side up.

   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Sarchasm...


Posted by Gen_Aftertaste on 07-Aug-2005

Sarchasm...

Sarchasm

The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

From The Washington Post's Style Invitational competition, where readers were asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Inoculatte...


Posted by Mike Miller on 07-Aug-2005

Inoculatte...

Inoculatte

To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

From The Washington Post's Style Invitational competition, where readers were asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : WIFE...


Posted by Matthew Moulton on 07-Aug-2005

WIFE...

WIFE (Acronym)

Washing Ironing, Food and Entertainment

   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Microwave Oven


Posted by Jerrette R. Frank on 09-Aug-2005

Microwave Oven

Space-age kitchen appliance that uses the principle
of radar to locate and immediately destroy any food
placed within the cooking compartment.
   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Tiny.


Posted by Eric Willis on 09-Aug-2005

Tiny.

Tiny. Snow White might fit, but five of the dwarfs would have
to find their own place. See "Cute," "Enchanting," and "Good Starter Home."
   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Computer


Posted by Kyle w. Pickett on 09-Aug-2005

Computer

Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.
   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : WWW


Posted by Eric Willis on 09-Aug-2005

WWW

World Wide Wait
   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : An


Posted by Dayna E. Bias on 09-Aug-2005

An

An event at which the minutes are kept and the
hours are lost.
   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Homosexual


Posted by Tiger_Lily on 09-Aug-2005

Homosexual

Homosexual repellent perfume.
   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Unseen


Posted by GrLuLoVe To HaTe on 09-Aug-2005

Unseen

Unseen when it comes, but visible when it goes.
   

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Funny Quotes:funny definitions | (324) : Argument


Posted by Benjamin J. Condie on 09-Aug-2005

Argument

A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't
realized it yet.

Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com
   

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