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():other funny jokes (4827): Did you hear about the two men from the monastery...


Posted by Topher on 07-Aug-2005

Did you hear about the two men from the monastery...

Did you hear about the two men from the monastery who opened a fast-food seafood restaurant?
- One was the fish friar, the other was the chip monk.

   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Best introduction to a musical performance:...


Posted by Angela D. Cox on 07-Aug-2005

Best introduction to a musical performance:...

Best introduction to a musical performance:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I've suffered for my music. Now it's your turn."

- Michael Palin, parodying Bob Dylan

   

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():other funny jokes (4827): You can't fall off the floor....


Posted by Matt Bridges on 07-Aug-2005

You can't fall off the floor....

You can't fall off the floor.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Men's Room Graffiti...


Posted by Red on 07-Aug-2005

Men's Room Graffiti...

Men's Room Graffiti

Please don't throw cigarette butts in the urinal;
it makes them hard to light.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Lord,...


Posted by JMD8 on 07-Aug-2005
Lord,...
Lord,
Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the Courage to change the things I can,
and the Wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): There was this flight attendant that was so...


Posted by Alex Feterman on 07-Aug-2005
There was this flight attendant that was so...
There was this flight attendant that was so stupid the other ones noticed...
   

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