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| Posted by Rachael n. Everson on 13-Aug-2005 | Diner StoryA grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man's milk and then he took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter. Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.
Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, 'Humph, not much of a man, was he?' The waitress replied, 'Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.'
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| Posted by Pedro Fonseca on 13-Aug-2005 | Ashes to AshesA guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks. As he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says, 'What's this?' She says, 'Oh, my father's ashes are in there.' He turns beat red in horror and goes, 'Geez, oh, er...I...' She says, 'Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray.'
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| Posted by Hansen H. Lieu on 13-Aug-2005 | Green bucketwhat is green and looks like a bucket?
a green bucket.
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| Posted by The Purple Lady on 13-Aug-2005 | Really dumb1. Whats brown and stickey
a stick!
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2. Whats big and says bus
a bus!
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3. Whats pink and fluffy
pink fluff!
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