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| Posted by Tiffany A. LAng on 13-Aug-2005 | Dirty Robbers3 robbers decide to break into a bank.
They get their big money sacks ready then they break into the bank. However, instead of seeing great big piles of cash they see little safes. They shrug and break into the safes.
'Hang on,' says one robber 'since when did a bank sell milk puddings?'
They shrugged and began to scoff all the milk puddings, then they went home on a full stomach.
Next morning the news headline is: Sperm bank robbed!
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| Posted by silverseeker on 13-Aug-2005 | THE 3 GAY BOYSTHERE ONCE WAS THIS BOY AROUND 10 OR TWELVE YEARS OLD. HIS NAME WAS STEVEN.HE HAD TWO SPANISH FRIENDS ONE FAT AND ONE SKINNY. THEY WERE ALL GAY TOGETHER. THEY WERE SO STUPID. THEY REALLY SUCKED BUT ONE DAY THE FATT ASS FOUND A BAG OF MONEY ON THA GROUND.THEY PICKED IT UP AND PAYED 3 MALE STRIPPERS TO COME STRIP IN FRONT OF THEM.
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| Posted by Rashadanah Williams on 13-Aug-2005 | Stupidyour so stupid ur stupid
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| Posted by Rachel S. Weissman on 13-Aug-2005 | The smart guy YEAH RITE!There was 4 people on a plane. the pope a kid and the smartest man in the world, the pilot says the planes gonna crash and there are only 3 parachutes the pilot says im not gonna die and takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane and the smartest guy in the world says im too smart to die and takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. the pope says im saved you can take the last parachute and the kid says its OK the smartest guy in the world just took my BACKPACK
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| Posted by Domini V. Cunningham on 13-Aug-2005 | How to keep an idiot busyhow to keep and idiot busy
scroll down
keep going
dont give up!
your almost there!
your here!
how to keep an idiot busy
scroll up
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| Posted by Big-T Taylor on 13-Aug-2005 | YOUR MOMMAYOUR MOMMA SO ------------FAT SHE SAT ON THE WHITE HOUSE AND SMASHED ALL 42 PRESIDENT
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