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| Posted by Beth Cccccccccccc on 08-Aug-2005 | dirtyyou so poor i came in your house and ask to use the bath room and you siad, the second bucket to the right!
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| Posted by Christer J. Kauppinen on 08-Aug-2005 | DogWhy did the dog cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
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| Posted by sea chelle on 08-Aug-2005 | 2 ANIMALS TALKQ:WHY DID THE ELEPHANT SAID
TO THE DUCK"GOOD THING YOU HAVE FLAT FEET THAT GO WITH MY FLAT FEET"
A:SO THE ELEPHANT CAN STEP ON THE DUCKS FLAT FEET.
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| Posted by Aseidy Jhan on 08-Aug-2005 | The chickenwhy did the chicken cross go by the underpass?
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| Posted by Robbie Wilson on 08-Aug-2005 | A bottle of laughsA little boy asked his mum if he could go in the bath with her and she said sure as long as you dont look under the bubbles so he looked under the bubbles and said mum whats that and his mum said its a forest.
A week later he asked his dad if he could go in the bath with him and his dad said sure as long as you dont look under the bubbles so he looked under the bubbles and said dad whats that and his dad said its a snake.
A week later the boy asked his nan if he could go in the bath with her she said sure as long as you dont look over the bubbles so he looked over the bubbles and said nan whats that and his nan said there my light bulbs.
That very evening he had a nightmare so he went to his mums bedroom and said mum ive had a nightmare can i sleep in your bed and she said course as long as you dont look under the covers and he looked under the covers and shouted NAN TURN YOUR LIGHT BULBS ON THE SNAKES GOING IN THE FOREST
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| Posted by whatever u. want on 08-Aug-2005 | I got arrestedOnce i was driving on the motorway in my car and i wanted a piss but i couldnt pull over so i decided to piss in a empty coke can
5 mins later the police pulled me over and said whats in the can
now i got arrested for canapiss
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