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| Posted by nikki engelmann on 09-Aug-2005 | Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do starsDo pilots take crash-courses?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.
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| Posted by Marlene R. Ehlers on 09-Aug-2005 | If corn oil comes fromIf corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
How did a fool and his money GET together?
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| Posted by dan hoffman on 09-Aug-2005 | The two biggest problems inThe two biggest problems in America are making ends meet and making meetings end.
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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| Posted by XX2Gurly4UXX on 09-Aug-2005 | If at first you don'tIf at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
The pen is mightier than the sword -- if the sword is very small and the pen is real sharp.
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
Call me insane one more time and I'll eat your other eye!
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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| Posted by Johnny F. Gleason on 09-Aug-2005 | Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound likeWhy doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
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| Posted by Prankster (Jake) on 09-Aug-2005 | I tried sniffing Coke once,I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes froze the end of my nose.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Why is the word big so little and the word little so big?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
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