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| Posted by Lees on 09-Aug-2005 | Do Roman paramedics refer toDo Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
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| Posted by Marc C. Fryer on 09-Aug-2005 | If you take an OrientalIf you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
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():funny thoughts (97): Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
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| Posted by jake on 09-Aug-2005 | Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
Can youAre part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
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| Posted by elliott m on 09-Aug-2005 | Why doesn't Tarzan have aWhy doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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| Posted by Stu D. Baker on 09-Aug-2005 | Why are they called buildings,Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do people without out a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?
Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
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| Posted by Joel on 09-Aug-2005 | Shin: A device forShin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
When you're swimming in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray!
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
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