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| Posted by Kurt M. Pluck on 10-Aug-2005 | Dog TrainDuring WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for
three months, when he was finally given a week of R & R. He caught a supply boat
to a supply base in the south of England, and then caught a train to London.
The train was extremely crowded and he could not find a seat. He was dead on
his feet and walked the length of the train looking for any place to sit down.
Finally he found a compartment with seats facing each other; there was room for
two people on each seat. On one side sat only a proper looking, older British
lady with a small dog sitting in the empty seat beside her.
Could I please sit in that seat?
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| Posted by Taija on 10-Aug-2005 | A sourpuss!Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A: A sourpuss!
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| Posted by Stalker on 10-Aug-2005 | A Bloodhound.Q: What kind of dog does a Dracula like?
A: A Bloodhound.
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| Posted by Matt Lackey on 10-Aug-2005 | Because it was dead.Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
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| Posted by Brian #17 on 11-Aug-2005 | Card-Playing DogA man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance.
"That is a very smart dog," the man commented.
"He's not so smart," said one of the irked players. "Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
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():animal jokes (1719): Q. WHAT DO YOU GIVE A SMALL ELF ???... |
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| Posted by Cola Kiss on 12-Aug-2005 | Q. WHAT DO YOU GIVE A SMALL ELF ???...Q. WHAT DO YOU GIVE A SMALL ELF ???
A. ELF RAISING FLOUR :D:D
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