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| Posted by Siemen on 08-Aug-2005 | Donald DuckDonald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.
"Certainly, sir" said the lady behind the counter, "shall I put them on your bill?"
"NO WAY!" replied Donald Duck, "What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!"
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| Posted by Eddie P. Yeti on 10-Aug-2005 | Alabama FarmerWhat do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
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| Posted by Mahildabob Millicent on 10-Aug-2005 | So they won't step on the fish.Why do elephants jump across rivers?
So they won't step on the fish.
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| Posted by Salman S. Dossa on 13-Aug-2005 | Penguins in the shower.Two penguins were in the shower and one dropes the soap and he asks the other one,"Hey can you get that?" and the other one says,"What do I look like... A TOASTER?"
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():animal jokes (1719): what do you call a donkey with no legs... |
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| Posted by The Metroid on 13-Aug-2005 | what do you call a donkey with no legs...what do you call a donkey with no legs
an:WONKEY!
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| Posted by shawn Nibble on 13-Aug-2005 | GwapesA duck walks into a store and walks up to the clerk behind the counter,the clerk says "May I help you?" "Got any gwapes?" says the duck. "No I am sorry." Says the clerk. So the duck leaves and comes back the next day and to the same clerk says "Got any gwapes?" "No!" says the clerk "We still do not have any grapes"So the duck goes home and the next day comes back and once again they do not have grapes!So the clerk in frustration says"Look we do not and will not have any grapes if you come back and ask me again i will staple your mouth shut and staple your feet to the ground!"So the next day the duck comes back and goes to the same clerk and says "Got any staples?" "No." Says the clerk "Good!" Says the duck "Got any gwapes?"
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