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| Posted by laugh16 on 08-Aug-2005 | Donkey in the barone guy walks in to a bar sees a crying donkey sitting on a pot of gold and he asks the bartender whats up with the gold? The bartender said if you can get the donkey to shut up the gold is yours.
The guy says ok, and he walks over to the donkey and whispers something in the donkeys ear the donkeys cracks up laughing so the guy gets the pot of gold.
A week later he walks into the bar and sees the donkey still laughing sitting on another pot of gold he asks the the bartender was up with the gold the bar tender said if you can get the donkey to shut up,I'll give you the gold.
The guy says ok but ill have to take him out side the bartender says ok then the guy takes the donkey out side for a min walks back in 5 min later and the donkys crying again the bartender asks how in the hell did you do that the guy says to make him laugh I said my dick was bigger than his, and to make him cry I showed him.
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| Posted by Laura Brown on 08-Aug-2005 | Fag barTwo fags walk into a gay bar. One fag says to the other, "Do you cum here often?"
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| Posted by Dayna E. Bias on 09-Aug-2005 | Women with duckWomen goes into a bar with a duck under her arm.
Bartenders says "what'll the pig have."
The woman says, "that's not a pig, that's a duck!".
I know says the bartender, "I was talking to the duck."
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():bar jokes (2610): A brain goes to a local bar |
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| Posted by J L. Hodges on 09-Aug-2005 | A brain goes to a local barA brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."
The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."
"Why not?" askes the brain.
"You're already out of your head."
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| Posted by Charisma K. Carsinoger on 09-Aug-2005 | Termite Fun.What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?
Where is the bar tender?
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| Posted by bobybo on 09-Aug-2005 | The Irishman's WAn Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, ???I will give you three wishes.??? The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, ???I want a beer that never is empty.??? With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes. The man says, ???I want two more of these.???
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