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| Posted by Jim Bob on 08-Aug-2005 | DonkeyA donkey walks into the bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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| Posted by Krazie on 08-Aug-2005 | cowsSay the word "cow" BEFORE each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now say the word "cow" AFTER each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now say the word "cow" BEFORE AND AFTER each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now read the words upwards from the bottom.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
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| Posted by Kitty Devil on 08-Aug-2005 | The monkey and the pool ballA man walks into a pool hall with a monkey on his shoulder. He approaches a table to play a game, and sits the monkey down on the table. The monkey reaches into one of the pockets pulls out a ball, sniffs it, and then swallows it. The man calmly pays the owner for the lost ball and leaves.
The same man returns a week later with the same monkey. This time he sits at the bar for a drink, and the monkey takes a peanut from a tray then inserts it into his ass, then removes it and eats it. The bartender notices this and asks the man about the odd behavior.
The man replies "Ever since he swallowed that pool ball, he measures everything before he eats it".
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| Posted by Chris C. Perry on 08-Aug-2005 | Yo mama so fat...Yo mama so fat that when she wore high heels, she struck oil.
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| Posted by Joseph Feldstein on 08-Aug-2005 | Rubber ChickenQ: Why didn't the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have any guts.
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| Posted by Jonathan D. Oneand on 08-Aug-2005 | Bye-Bye DoggieOne day a community decided that they wanted to find out who's got the most talented dog. So three people showed up. When the judges were ready, they asked a young boy with a golden retriever, "What can your dog do?" The boy replied,"My dog can sit and stick his head out the window without drooling." Then a second girl came in with a poodle and said, "We'll my dog can shake hands and stick her head through the car window and sing!"
While they were arguing over whose dog's the best, a boy walked in the room crying, holding a collar in his hand, but no dog was with him. The judges said, "Where's your dog?" The boy said, "He stuck his head out the window."
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