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| Posted by Nathan J. Boy on 09-Aug-2005 | Drink?Why did the guy sprinkle coconut on his dick?
So his wife could have a Penis Colada.
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Edited by Tantilazing
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| Posted by Shelly Mclaughlin on 09-Aug-2005 | My Mom is betterTwo little boys were arguing.
"My father is better than your father!"
"No he's not!"
"My brother is better than your brother!"
"No he's not!"
"My mother is better than your mother!"
The second boy paused. "Well I guess you've got me there. My father says the same thing."
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by supachick on 09-Aug-2005 | DefeatTEACHER: Use "defeat," "defense" and "detail" in a sentence.
PUPIL: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defense before detail.
Submitted by Calamjo
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| Posted by Rachael Barbutes on 09-Aug-2005 | Real Vs FakeOnce little Johnny went into a shop he took a toy plane and gave the shopkeeper fake money.
So, the shopkeeper told him, "Hey you, this ain't real money."
Little Johnny (continues walking out of the shop) didn't reply.
The shopkeeper said the same thing and the same thing happened.
The third time the shopkeeper called him, Little Johnny said "What?"
The shopkeeper said, "This aint real money."
Little Johnny finally said, "And this aint a real plane."
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis and BreeBrown
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| Posted by Anna P. Crist on 09-Aug-2005 | Tore it offOnce there was a little boy and girl taking a bath together.
The girl looked between the boys legs and said, "What's that? Can I touch it?"
The little boy said, "Of course not, you already tore yours off."
Submitted by Curtis
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| Posted by Zach Evans on 09-Aug-2005 | Mouthful"OK, class....today we will be studying 3 syllable words. Who would like to give an example?"
Johnny's hand shot up in the air very quickly, "ME, ME...PICK ME!"
"OK, Johnny, go ahead."
"Uh, how about.....masturbate?" Johnny asked.
"WHOA! Very good! That's a mouthful!" The teacher exclaimed.
"NO, NO teacher! A mouthful would be a blow job!"
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