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| Posted by Brandon M. Reisdorf on 07-Aug-2005 | Drive defensively-...Drive defensively-
Buy a tank.
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| Posted by Jenny on 07-Aug-2005 | A father welcomed his daughter's boyfriend...A father welcomed his daughter's boyfriend at the door and invited
him in. "She'll be right down." he said. "Care for a game of chess?"
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| Posted by Secret_Fool on 07-Aug-2005 | The specialist knows more and more, about...The specialist knows more and more, about less and less, until he knows
everything about nothing, while the generalist learns less and less
about more and more until he knows nothing about everything.
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| Posted by William C. Herbert on 07-Aug-2005 | He who inherits riches shall never know the...He who inherits riches shall never know the joy
of toiling endlessly for his daily bread.
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| Posted by Kyle Lusis on 07-Aug-2005 | A little ambiguity never hurt anyone....A little ambiguity never hurt anyone.
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| Posted by OWEN PSYCO on 07-Aug-2005 | "The ardent swain, picking a bouquet of wildflowers..."The ardent swain, picking a bouquet of wildflowers for his loved
one, was disconcerted to find himself, suddenly, in the same field
with a large bull of unfriendly appearance which, gazing at him
steadily, pawed the ground in a threatening manner. The youth,
spying a farmer on the other side of a distance fence, shouted,
"Hey, mister, is that bull safe?"
The farmer surveyed the situation with critical eye, spat to one
side and called back, "He's safe as anything." He spat again, and
added, "Can't say the same about you, though."
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