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| Posted by El. on 09-Aug-2005 | Drugs may lead to nowhere,Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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| Posted by Mara - on 08-Aug-2005 | Toast and CatsToast always lands butter-side down.
And cats always land on their feet.
What would happen if you spread butter on a cat's back and dropped it out of a window?
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| Posted by LeaveMeBe on 08-Aug-2005 | do you know...Do you know the world's funniest joke?
Neither do I.
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| Posted by Jessica C on 08-Aug-2005 | JETWhat is pink, flies and has a helmet? Apig flying a jet fighter wereing a helmet!
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| Posted by Dot57 on 09-Aug-2005 | If the shoe fits, getIf the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
What's another word for thesaurus?
What would we have called the color orange if it wasn't a fruit?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
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| Posted by dontrell on 09-Aug-2005 | If a tree falls inIf a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
Who's bigger? Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby! Mr. Bigger's baby because he is a little bigger!
Do fish get cramps after eating?
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