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| Posted by Sarah A. Bauman on 14-Aug-2005 | DrunkThree guys are sitting in a bar, another guy walks in and points
to the guy in the middle and says, "Hey you! I just screwed your
mom and it was soooo great!" By then everyone was expecting a
fight. But the guy didn't do nothing. So the Drunk man goes and
sits in the other side of the bar.
15 minutes later he comes back and points at the same guy and
says, "I just had the sex with your mom, and it was SWEEET.."
Everyone was really expecting a fight this time, but then again
nothing happened and the Drunk man goes back to the other side
of the bar.
Then again another 15 min. pass and the guy comes back and says,
"I saw..." and the other man interuped him, turned to him and
says, "Dad, your drunk! Go Home!"
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| Posted by Hallie S. Comet on 08-Aug-2005 | A dyslexic walks into a bra...It'll hit you in a minute.
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| Posted by cutybug on 12-Aug-2005 | Man in raincoateA man and woman meet at a bar one rainy night. the woman says to the man, \"lets get out of here and go back to my place\". while they are at the womans house inside the bedroom they hear the front door open and slam. all of a sudden the women cries out \"my husband is home, my husband is home\". the man quickly grabs all his clothes and jumps out the window. as he looks out to the street he see\'s a group of joggers jogging down the street. the man jumps into the middle of the joggers and as he does so one of the joggers looks down at the man and ask him \"sir why are you wearing that\"? and the man replies \" I always wear a raincoat when it rains\".
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| Posted by aSiAnIcEcUbE on 13-Aug-2005 | Yer mayour mas so stupid she sits oan the tele n watches the couch
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| Posted by Darren N. Doyle on 12-Aug-2005 | Confutious says:confutious says: Man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger
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| Posted by Vince Joebob on 13-Aug-2005 | Ya maya ma is so fat god said let there be light so she rolle
d over
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