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| Posted by Joanne Massoud on 09-Aug-2005 | Duck walks into barA duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "You got any fish?"
The bartender says, "No. This is a bar and we don't sell fish" so the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck goes back to the bar and asks, "You got any fish?"
The bartender says,"I told you yeaterday. This is a bar and we don't sell fish."
Ther following day, the duck returns and asks,"You got any fish?"
The bartender looses it, grabs the duck bu the neck, and screams,"I TOLD YOU TWICE. THIS IS A BAR. WE DON"T SELL FISH IF YOU ASK AGAIN, I'M GONNS NAIL YOUR *@#& WEBBED FEET TO THE FLOOR!"
The next day, the duck goes in the bar and asks, "Got any nails?"
The bartender sighs and says, "No, we don"t have any nails."
The duck says,"Good. Got any fish?"
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| Posted by Darren N. Doyle on 12-Aug-2005 | Confutious says:confutious says: Man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger
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| Posted by Vince Carter on 12-Aug-2005 | Moo!!!A man walk in to a bar and says i want 14 beers the bartinder says you can only have 7 at a time the man says what ever give me 7 he drinks thim then he says give me 7 more he drinks thim to he says im so f**cking drunk i can hump a cow the bartender says go sit in the corner ! than a nother person comes in he said i want 14 beers he drinks thim he says im so f**cking drunk i can hump a cow the guy in the corner says moo!!
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| Posted by cutybug on 12-Aug-2005 | Man in raincoateA man and woman meet at a bar one rainy night. the woman says to the man, \"lets get out of here and go back to my place\". while they are at the womans house inside the bedroom they hear the front door open and slam. all of a sudden the women cries out \"my husband is home, my husband is home\". the man quickly grabs all his clothes and jumps out the window. as he looks out to the street he see\'s a group of joggers jogging down the street. the man jumps into the middle of the joggers and as he does so one of the joggers looks down at the man and ask him \"sir why are you wearing that\"? and the man replies \" I always wear a raincoat when it rains\".
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| Posted by calicutieangel on 12-Aug-2005 | Lesbian dinosaurswhat do you call two lesbian dinosaurs?
lickalotapuss
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| Posted by stemo on 12-Aug-2005 | Your mooma is fat
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