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():bar jokes (2610): Duck walks into bar


Posted by Joanne Massoud on 09-Aug-2005

Duck walks into bar

A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "You got any fish?"

The bartender says, "No. This is a bar and we don't sell fish" so the duck leaves.

Next day, the duck goes back to the bar and asks, "You got any fish?"

The bartender says,"I told you yeaterday. This is a bar and we don't sell fish."

Ther following day, the duck returns and asks,"You got any fish?"

The bartender looses it, grabs the duck bu the neck, and screams,"I TOLD YOU TWICE. THIS IS A BAR. WE DON"T SELL FISH IF YOU ASK AGAIN, I'M GONNS NAIL YOUR *@#& WEBBED FEET TO THE FLOOR!"

The next day, the duck goes in the bar and asks, "Got any nails?"

The bartender sighs and says, "No, we don"t have any nails."

The duck says,"Good. Got any fish?"


   

10 people have rated this joke:
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():bar jokes (2610): Your mooma is fat


Posted by stemo on 12-Aug-2005

Your mooma is fat


   

7 people have rated this joke:
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():bar jokes (2610): Maori


Posted by Adrian on 13-Aug-2005

Maori

how to get a maori in a bath?put five cents in how do you get a maori out of the bath put soap in.

   

39 people have rated this joke:
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():bar jokes (2610): Yo mama so big that when she went bunji jumping...


Posted by Hansen H. Lieu on 13-Aug-2005

Yo mama so big that when she went bunji jumping...

Yo mama so big that when she went bunji jumping with a yellow dress everybody thought the sun was falling.
   

3 people have rated this joke:
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():bar jokes (2610): Badminton


Posted by Ano M. Miller on 13-Aug-2005
Badminton
my dog minton ate two shuttlecocks




Bad Minton Bad Minton!
   

5 people have rated this joke:
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():bar jokes (2610): Which Bus?


Posted by Jimmy White on 14-Aug-2005
Which Bus?
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the
aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, I've got news for you.
"You're going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Dammmmmn, I'm on
the wrong bus!"


   

3 people have rated this joke:
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