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| Posted by Jeff R. Janney on 13-Aug-2005 | Dumbass RedneckOne Day A fat Redneck walks into a bar And Orders a Beer. Once the bartender Brings him his beer He stands up and Pisses in it. The Bartender Perplexed ask "Why did u piss in ur beer". The man Replies This isnt my Drink. The Bartender says "o playing a prank eh"? The guy Replies "Ya" Ive put gold in the bottom of the class". "Gold? the Bartender says Thats not urine"? Quickly the bartender swoops down the drink. and is dissapointed not to find gold. The man smiles And hands the Bartender a note. "Toldya I was playing a prank u dumbass".
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():nerd jokes (650): Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon... |
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| Posted by Nick Jerimiah on 07-Aug-2005 | Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon...Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry
is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
- Mike Adams
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():nerd jokes (650): The reason computer chips are so small is... |
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| Posted by Derek K. Lewis on 07-Aug-2005 | The reason computer chips are so small is...The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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():nerd jokes (650): T-Shirt of the future #385:... |
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():nerd jokes (650): A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender,... |
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():nerd jokes (650): If a straight line fit is required, obtain... |
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| Posted by Charles W. Menge on 07-Aug-2005 | If a straight line fit is required, obtain...If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data
points.
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