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():animal jokes (1719): Durty joke


Posted by Maira m on 13-Aug-2005

Durty joke

Wanna hear a durty joke?
"White horse fell in mud!"
   

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():animal jokes (1719): Elephant in a fridge


Posted by Iain A. Hewitt on 13-Aug-2005

Elephant in a fridge

PART 1

QNS : How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?

ANS: 1) Open the fridge door
2) put the elephant in
3) Close the door

Qns : How do u put a giraffe in a fridge in 4 steps?

ANS : 1) open the fridge door
2) take out the elephant
3) put in the giraffe
4) close the door

PART 2

Qns :There was a forest fire somewhere and Tarzan's job was to call out all the animals so that he can take them to a safe place. He kept calling and calling out to all the animals and all of them turned up except one. What animal was it and why?

Ans : giraffe....
...because it is still in the fridge
   

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():animal jokes (1719): Shark!!!


Posted by Mr Leafy on 14-Aug-2005

Shark!!!

A man stranded on an island builds a raft to try to escape to
another island where people may be living hopeing to get help
back to the America. The man was terribly afraid of sharks so
upon approaching another island, he spots a man and calls out to
him, "are there any sharks in the water?" the second man calls
back "no".

The first man then proceeds to leap into the water so as to swim
ashore, halfway there he yells out to the man on the
island..."why arn't there any sharks in the water?"

The man replys, "Because the alligators ate them."

   

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():animal jokes (1719): Wrong Straw


Posted by Anashel k. Hall on 14-Aug-2005

Wrong Straw

At a circus in a nearby town a man stood thoughtfully looking at
the camels. Then he picked up a straw, placed it on the camel's
back and waited. Nothing happed,"Wrong straw," he muttered and
walked away.

   

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():animal jokes (1719): Stupide Ass


Posted by John Smith on 14-Aug-2005
Stupide Ass
You're mamma's so stupide that she sits on the
tv to watch the couch!!!!

   

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():animal jokes (1719): Unique Rabbit


Posted by Giselle DaSilva-Martins on 14-Aug-2005
Unique Rabbit
Q: How do you catch a unigue Rabbit

A: Unique up on it.

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit

A: Tame way

   

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