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| Posted by HymenBreaker on 10-Aug-2005 | Ears in the ringWhat's the difference between a Metallica concert and a Tyson - Holyfield
match?
After the Metallica concert, there's a ring in the ears...after the
bout, there are ears in the ring.
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| Posted by Cara A. Wegimont on 10-Aug-2005 | Dribble or ShootWhy don't girls like to date basketball players?
You never know if they're going to dribble or shoot.
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| Posted by kisa kisa on 10-Aug-2005 | Fishermen and HypochondriacsWhat do fishermen and hypochondriacs have in common?
They don't really have to catch anything to be happy.
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| Posted by chips on 10-Aug-2005 | Toughest golf foursomeDo you know the toughest golf foursome to play behind?
Monica Lewinski, OJ Simpson, Ted Kennedy, and Bill Clinton. Why? Monica is a
hooker, OJ is a slicer, Kennedy can't drive over water and Clinton doesn't know
which hole to play.
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():sport jokes (950): 13 THINGS YOU WON'T HEAR AT THE DAYONA 500 |
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| Posted by Da MaN D on 10-Aug-2005 | 13 THINGS YOU WON'T HEAR AT THE DAYONA 50013) "None for me thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth."
12) "Tampax! Get 'cha Tampax here!"
11) "Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race."
10) "Sex with your sister!? Man, that's sick."
9) "My GOD, this is a splendid Merlot!"
8) "Hey, you with the large breasts -- out of the way! We're trying to watch a
race here!"
7) "Chesterton, be a good lad and retrieve the Wall Street Journal from my
attach?© case, then fetch me some clotted cream for my scone."
6) "What a coincidence, Hank -- all my friends are boycotting Hooters, too!"
5) "These are even better seats than we had for the Lionel Richie concert!"
4) "Good morning, Mr. Trickle. We at 'Depends' understand you're looking for a
new corporate sponsor..."
3) "Whew! No more beer for me, fellas..."
2) "Filling in for Dale 'the intimidator' Earnhardt today is substitute
driver, Michael 'Lord of the Dance' Flatley."
1) "...and now, singing our national anthem -- international recording artist
Boy George!"
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| Posted by Red Fox on 10-Aug-2005 | Switch jobsAnd here in L.A., there's talk of a teachers' strike. You know, if they ever
strike, here's what they should do: The striking teachers and the striking
baseball players should switch jobs. You see, this way, the teachers would get
paid what they deserve, and the players would get paid what they deserve.
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