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():funny definitions (324): Eclipse \e-klips'\:


Posted by Rebecca j. Mallett on 09-Aug-2005

Eclipse \e-klips'\:

Eclipse \e-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes \hee'-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Keychain


Posted by brad j. none of your buissness on 09-Aug-2005

Keychain

A device that permits
us to lose several keys at one time.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Software Upgrade


Posted by Chapane on 09-Aug-2005

Software Upgrade

A replacement of old bugs with new bugs.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Freudian Slip


Posted by Sara N. Johnson on 09-Aug-2005

Freudian Slip

A Freudian Slip is when you mean to say "Please pass the salt", but it comes
out as "You damn bitch, you've ruined my life".
   

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():funny definitions (324): Porridge


Posted by Giselle DaSilva-Martins on 09-Aug-2005
Porridge
Thick oatmeal.

Rarely found on American tables as
children now have the right to sue their parents.
The name is an amalgamation of the words "putrid",
"horrid" and "sludge".

   

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():funny definitions (324): An


Posted by mike palermo on 09-Aug-2005
An
An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of
weather we are having.
   

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