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| Posted by Justin Lebar on 09-Aug-2005 | EGOTIST: SomeoneEGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
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| Posted by Mulder lover (I'm Scully) on 09-Aug-2005 | EnemaA goose with a gush.
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| Posted by Tyler Luedtke on 07-Aug-2005 | Real Estate Definitions...Real Estate Definitions
- Charming
- Tiny. Snow White might fit, but five of the dwarfs would have
to find their own place. See "Cute," "Enchanting," and "Good Starter Home."
- Much Potential
- Grim. Steer clear unless you have a lot of money and
believe your blind dates really did have nice personalities.
- Unique City Home
- Used to be a warehouse.
- Hi-Tech/Contemporary
- Lots of steel shelving with little holes - the
kind your dad used to store tools on in the basement.
- Daring Design
- Still a warehouse
- Completely Updated
- Avocado dishwasher and harvest gold carpeting
or vice versa.
- Sophisticated
- Black walls and no windows. See "Architect's Delight."
- One-Of-A-Kind
- Ugly as sin.
- Brilliant Concept
- Do you really need a two-story live oak in your
30-foot sky dome? See "Makes Dramatic Statement."
- Upper Bracket
- If you have to ask...
- You'll Love It
- No, you won't.
- Must See To Believe
- An absolutely accurate statement.
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| Posted by Kevin McGee on 09-Aug-2005 | Prime NumbersHugh Hefner's phone book.
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| Posted by Tar on 09-Aug-2005 | Hardware StoreSimilar to a black hole in space. If he goes in, he isn't coming out
anytime soon.
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| Posted by Dylan on 09-Aug-2005 | ADULT: AADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
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| Posted by ryan j on 09-Aug-2005 | IncestThe game the whole family can play.
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| Posted by Adam E. Hinkhouse on 09-Aug-2005 | TransvestiteA guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
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| Posted by Gurneet Mayal on 09-Aug-2005 | VirginityA big issue over a little tissue.
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| Posted by Ringmaster on 09-Aug-2005 | EternityThe last two minutes of a football game.
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| Posted by Jennelle R. Mendelson on 09-Aug-2005 | YogurtSemi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated
and fermented milk. Yogurt is one of only three foods
that taste exactly the same as they sound. The other
two are goulash and squid.
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| Posted by Andy N. Arena on 09-Aug-2005 | TheThe people who think your children are wonderful even though they're
sure you're not raising them right.
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| Posted by Paul J. Targonski on 09-Aug-2005 | AA gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically
burns toast.
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| Posted by Jim Smith on 09-Aug-2005 | OS/2Obsolete Soon, Too
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| Posted by bob b. bobs on 09-Aug-2005 | Playboy
One who shortens the day by lengthening his night.
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| Posted by Lion King on 09-Aug-2005 | TheThe first word spoken by children with older siblings.
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