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| Posted by Stavs on 10-Aug-2005 | Elephant TimeA young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly
remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgets his
watch. He searchs for someone who could give him the time.
He sees a zoo keeper standing next to an elephant. ''Excuse me sir,'' says the
young man ''do you know what time it is?''
The zoo keeper reaches under the elephant, grabs his balls and starts playing
with them.
''Mmmmm, it is about 3:00'' the zoo keeper responds.
The young man looks at him in awe, ''How did you know that?'' The zoo keeper
looks back at the man, ''I looked at the clock on the wall right behind you.''
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| Posted by cory on 10-Aug-2005 | Elephant TamponQ: What does an elephant use as tampon?
A: A sheep.
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| Posted by michelle r. thomas on 10-Aug-2005 | Elephant...Cherry TreeQ: How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree?
A: You paint his balls red.
Q: What is the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: A giraffe eating cherries.
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| Posted by bubbles_flower on 10-Aug-2005 | Fish SmokingWhat does a fish smoke?
Sea weed
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| Posted by Justin Andre on 10-Aug-2005 | Elephants, Beavers and the JungleWhy is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m?
Because elephants jump out of trees after 5 p.m.
Why do beavers have flat tails?
Because they go in the jungle after 5 p.m!
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| Posted by roshan on 10-Aug-2005 | Energizer BunnyWhat happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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