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| Posted by Life on 13-Aug-2005 | Elmer FudElmer fud saw an ad in the newspaper for a horse, so he looked up the address and went to the home of the dude who was selling the horse. When he got there, Elmer asked to see the horse so he could make sure he wanted it. So , the old man who was selling it took him to the barn and showed him the horse. "Can I see hoer hoofs?" asked Elmer, and the old man said sure as he lifted the right hoof. "Gwood!" he said and then asked " Can i see her gawwop?" By this time, the old man was getting annoyed as he lifted himself on to the back of the horse and took her for a little gallop. When he got back, the old man sighed as Elmer pleaded "May I see her twot?" The old man was so furious that he picked up Elmer Fud and shuvved his face right in her but and smeared it in his face.
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| Posted by Cath L. Currey on 13-Aug-2005 | Doctor DoctorThis man had a banana in his ear and a hamster stuck up his nose..
so he went to the doctor and he said
"doctor doctor whats wrong with me!?!?!?"
and the doctor says
" well son it appears that you have a banana in your ear and a hamster stuck up your nose !"
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| Posted by Kaelin on 13-Aug-2005 | What a blondethere was a brunette, a red head, and a blonde....... The Brunette says I want a man that owns a corn field....The red head says I want a man that loves me and has a corn field...the blonde says I want a Corny man.......
Hahahahahaha
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| Posted by Mike J. Rees on 13-Aug-2005 | Your so fatyour so fat when you danced at the concert the band skipt.
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| Posted by Eeyore on 13-Aug-2005 | Christmas treea lady was in an elevator by herself.so she let one rip and it smelled like crap so she sprayed alot of pine scented spray.then a guy got on the elevator and said"OH MY GOD, it smells like someone shit a christmas tree!"
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| Posted by mandy on 13-Aug-2005 | Jose can you see!A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red Socks. When he got the ticket, it said nosebleed section. He did not care what section he was in. Anyway, it was game day. Everyone stood for the National Anthem. When Jose got home, he said, "Mama, they made a song in America just for me." "How does it go, mijo?" "It goes Jose can you see!
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