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| Posted by Cersi on 09-Aug-2005 | Endangered speciesDemocrats are concerned about President Bush's Supreme Court nominee John Roberts.
They think he may be a threat to the endangered species list... Democrats, of course, have been worried about the endangered species list since they found out they were on it.
-Jay Leno
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| Posted by Sarah M. Henderson on 09-Aug-2005 | MolassesThere was a papa mole, a mamma mole, and a baby mole.
They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse.
Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!"
Mamma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!"
Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles.
Baby mole then said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
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| Posted by Vince Carter!!! on 10-Aug-2005 | Broken Washing MachineQ: What do you do if the washing machine breaks down
A: Slap the bitch.
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| Posted by Enric Clive on 10-Aug-2005 | The Leper and the HookerQ. What did the Leper say to the Hooker?
A. Keep the tip.
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| Posted by CHEQUITA on 10-Aug-2005 | An Egyptian man is walking...An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up
to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, 20?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 10?"
"No, not worth it!"
"Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth
it?"
"Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it."
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| Posted by Mindy L. Haag on 10-Aug-2005 | One-Armed ManQ: How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
A: wave at him.
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