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| Posted by Kas D on 08-Aug-2005 | Energizer Bunny arrested!Did you hear?
The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery
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| Posted by Siemen on 08-Aug-2005 | Donald DuckDonald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.
"Certainly, sir" said the lady behind the counter, "shall I put them on your bill?"
"NO WAY!" replied Donald Duck, "What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!"
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| Posted by Eddie P. Yeti on 10-Aug-2005 | Alabama FarmerWhat do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
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| Posted by Mahildabob Millicent on 10-Aug-2005 | So they won't step on the fish.Why do elephants jump across rivers?
So they won't step on the fish.
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| Posted by Salman S. Dossa on 13-Aug-2005 | Penguins in the shower.Two penguins were in the shower and one dropes the soap and he asks the other one,"Hey can you get that?" and the other one says,"What do I look like... A TOASTER?"
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():animal jokes (1719): what do you call a donkey with no legs... |
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| Posted by The Metroid on 13-Aug-2005 | what do you call a donkey with no legs...what do you call a donkey with no legs
an:WONKEY!
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