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| Posted by Kas D on 08-Aug-2005 | Energizer Bunny arrested!Did you hear?
The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery
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| Posted by Siemen on 08-Aug-2005 | Donald DuckDonald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.
"Certainly, sir" said the lady behind the counter, "shall I put them on your bill?"
"NO WAY!" replied Donald Duck, "What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!"
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():animal jokes (1719): Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? |
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| Posted by Katie Waszczak on 10-Aug-2005 | Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?
If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
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| Posted by Mahildabob Millicent on 10-Aug-2005 | So they won't step on the fish.Why do elephants jump across rivers?
So they won't step on the fish.
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| Posted by Matt Lackey on 10-Aug-2005 | Because it was dead.Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
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| Posted by Gennadios M. Papapavlou on 13-Aug-2005 | Chicken crossin the roadwhy the chicken cross the road?
- he wanted to meet the "chicks".
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