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():animal jokes (1719): Energizer Bunny arrested!


Posted by Kas D on 08-Aug-2005

Energizer Bunny arrested!

Did you hear?

The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery
   

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():animal jokes (1719): Donald Duck


Posted by Siemen on 08-Aug-2005

Donald Duck

Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.

"Certainly, sir" said the lady behind the counter, "shall I put them on your bill?"

"NO WAY!" replied Donald Duck, "What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!"
   

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():animal jokes (1719): Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?


Posted by EMMI E. COOL on 09-Aug-2005

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?

A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
   

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():animal jokes (1719): Help. I Lost My Crippled Turtle.


Posted by Chris Dutto on 10-Aug-2005

Help. I Lost My Crippled Turtle.

Where do you find a turtle with no arms and no legs?
Wherever you put it, dumbass.
   

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():animal jokes (1719): Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?


Posted by Katie Waszczak on 10-Aug-2005
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?
If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
   

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():animal jokes (1719): So they won't step on the fish.


Posted by Mahildabob Millicent on 10-Aug-2005
So they won't step on the fish.
Why do elephants jump across rivers?
So they won't step on the fish.
   

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