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| Posted by Julie Cooper on 12-Aug-2005 | Fall off chair funnythere was a highjacker on a plane and he had 3 weapons a knife a pitchfork and a bomb.
he dropped the knife and a little boy on the ground went runnin to his nieghbor screamin a knife killed my cat.
then the highjacker{h.J}dropped the pitchfork and the kid cried to his nieghbor\"a pitchfork just killed my dog\"
then the h.j dropped the bomb and the kid went crakin up to his nieghbor sayin my mom farted and the house blew up
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| Posted by james saville on 12-Aug-2005 | Little JohnnyLittle Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher
picked him to answer a question, \"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting
on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?\"
\"None,\" replied Johnny, \"cause the rest would fly away.\"
\"Well, the answer is four,\" said the teacher, \"but I like the way you\'re
thinking.\"
Little Johnny says, \"I have a question for you. If there were three
women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the
second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one
is married?\"
\"Well,\" said the teacher nervously, \"I guess the one sucking the cone.\"
\"No,\" said Little Johnny, \"the one with the wedding ring on her finger,
but I like the way you\'re thinking.\"
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| Posted by Tuck on 12-Aug-2005 | GeomatryTEACHER:jonny i want you to say a sentance with the word geomatry in it.
JONNY:a little acorn grew and grew until it woke up and said gee-om-a-tree
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| Posted by tanisha on 12-Aug-2005 | Moronic YardworkHow did the moron die raking leaves? He fell out of the tree!
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| Posted by Lauren L on 12-Aug-2005 | Hogwarts ExpulsionHogwarts Expulsion
Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with
his broomstick.
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| Posted by Father Baker on 12-Aug-2005 | Factory GirlWhat\'s the definition of innocence? A nun working in a condom factory,
thinking she\'s making little sleeping bags for mice.
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