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| Posted by Aaron D. Fredrick on 08-Aug-2005 | FarmerA farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can't explain. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in... Some things you just can't explain.
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| Posted by Luke Kim on 08-Aug-2005 | What do you call...What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?
Ho-Ho-Ho!
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| Posted by Cordelia Montgomery-Williams on 08-Aug-2005 | Yabba DabbaIf there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep
it as a pet it your back yard, you will eventually step in Yabba
Dabba Doo!
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| Posted by Seamus G. Beirne on 08-Aug-2005 | How do you catch a polar bear?How do you catch a polar bear in Alaska?
First you go out and cut a hole in the ice. Then, you line the hole
with peas. When the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the
ice-hole.
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| Posted by Bill Clinton on 08-Aug-2005 | 99 ClickQ. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
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| Posted by Sam on 08-Aug-2005 | Tigger.Why was Tigger lickin' the toilet?
Cause he was lookin' for Pooh!
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