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():other funny jokes (4827): Fatty and Skinny


Posted by Patrick Worthington on 09-Aug-2005

Fatty and Skinny

Fatty and Skinny went to bed,

Fatty rolled over.

Now Skinny is dead!

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
   

10 people have rated this joke:
2.80/10
     

():other funny jokes (4827): Q:What did one asshole say to the other asshole?...


Posted by Magster on 13-Aug-2005

Q:What did one asshole say to the other asshole?...

Q:What did one asshole say to the other asshole?
A: Stop talking shit!
   

5 people have rated this joke:
2.80/10
     

():other funny jokes (4827): Your dad's bald spot


Posted by Sumeet Patel on 10-Aug-2005

Your dad's bald spot

Your dad's bald spot is so big you could draw an H on it and call it a
helicopter landing pad.
   

2 people have rated this joke:
2.50/10
     

():other funny jokes (4827): Congratulate Me!


Posted by sexy bugger on 14-Aug-2005

Congratulate Me!

A woman is in the shower. Suddenly the doorbell rang. She puts
on her bathrobe and goes to answer it. A doctor is their.
"Congratulate me!" he says. "I just got a letter saying I'm a
great doctor. The lady slammed the door in his face and goes
back to the shower. The doorbell rang. It was a college
student. "Congratulate me." he said. "I just got my diploma."
She slammed the door in his face. She goes back into the
shower. Knowing that the only guy left on her blockis the blind
man, she doesn't bother to put on her bathrobe. She goes to the
door and sees the blind man. "Congratulate me." he said. "I
just got my eyesight back!"

   

13 people have rated this joke:
2.38/10
     

():other funny jokes (4827): Best place for Packi


Posted by luke on 09-Aug-2005
Best place for Packi
Q: if Packeys weren't taxi driver's, where would be the next best place for them to be?

A: Face first in the bottom of the fuckin Atlantic!
   

16 people have rated this joke:
2.25/10
     

():other funny jokes (4827): Spongebob joke


Posted by XX2Gurly4UXX on 12-Aug-2005
Spongebob joke
why do you think Mr.Crabs let spongebob do all the cookin?


Because he would come in handy for cleanin after all these years of hard work!
   

75 people have rated this joke:
2.24/10
     

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