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():other funny jokes (4827): Fatty and Skinny


Posted by Patrick Worthington on 09-Aug-2005

Fatty and Skinny

Fatty and Skinny went to bed,

Fatty rolled over.

Now Skinny is dead!

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
   

6 people have rated this joke:
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():other funny jokes (4827): keeping idiots busy


Posted by I'm Angel on 08-Aug-2005

keeping idiots busy

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat an cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 seconds cat.

Now read this again without the word cat.

   

11 people have rated this joke:
3.82/10
     

():other funny jokes (4827): What do you call a blind deer?


Posted by Ben C. Bays on 10-Aug-2005

What do you call a blind deer?

Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: "No-eye deer".
   

16 people have rated this joke:
3.81/10
     

():other funny jokes (4827): Mad Condom


Posted by Something on 10-Aug-2005

Mad Condom

Why did the condom fly across the room?
An It got pissed off!!!
   

14 people have rated this joke:
3.79/10
     

():other funny jokes (4827): Pharmacy Bandits


Posted by Alex Martin on 14-Aug-2005
Pharmacy Bandits
Three men held up the local pharmacy. They stole the entire
supply of Viagra. Police are now looking for three hardened
criminals.

   

6 people have rated this joke:
3.67/10
     

():other funny jokes (4827): A rather twisted version of Jack and Jill


Posted by Brian w. labriy on 13-Aug-2005
A rather twisted version of Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and dropped his fly and said, "Do ya wanna?"

Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun,
but Jack forgot his condom, and now they have a son.


   

7 people have rated this joke:
3.57/10
     

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