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| Posted by doodlebug two on 11-Aug-2005 | Favorite WordsQ: What are Mike Tysons favorite words?
A: Let's take a bite out of Crime!!
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| Posted by Jessie Adam on 11-Aug-2005 | 4 Legs?Q: What has four legs and no ears?
A: Mike Tyson's dog.
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| Posted by Alexqd on 11-Aug-2005 | Cadillac DeVilleA man and his wife were driving through country on their way from New York to California.
Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to the high octane pump.
"What can I do for ya'll?" asks the attendant.
"Fill `er up with high test," replies the driver.
While the attendant is filling up the tank, he's looking the car up and down.
"What kinda car is this?" he asks. "I never seen one like it before."
"Well," responds the driver, his chest swelling up with pride, "This, my boy. It is a 1998 Cadillac DeVille."
"What all's it got in it?" asks the attendant.
"Well," says the driver, "It has everything. It's loaded with power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all, a 8.8 liter V12 engine."
"Wow," says the attendant, "that's really something!"
"How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the driver.
"That'll be $30.17," says the attendant.
The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20 and a $10. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with the change are a few golf tees.
"What are those little wooden things?" asks the attendant.
"That's what I put my balls on when I drive," says the driver.
"Wow," says the attendant, "Those Cadillac people think of everything!"
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| Posted by Chelsea on 11-Aug-2005 | A TradeOne golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!"
The other replies: "That's a GREAT trade!"
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| Posted by Cody Zwief on 11-Aug-2005 | Mike Tyson's New SloganIf ya can't beat 'em, E A T E M !!!!!!!!
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():sport jokes (950): 10 Things in Golf that sound Dirty |
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| Posted by Darnitol on 11-Aug-2005 | 10 Things in Golf that sound Dirty1. Look at the size of his putter
2. Oh shit my shafts all bent
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
6. Lift your head and spread your legs
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired
8. Just turn your back and drop it
9. Hold up.. I've got to wash my balls
10. Damn, I missed the hole again
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