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Female Whales Are The Same Way As Human Females

A male and female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blowout of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink". They tried it and sure enough the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.

The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore. At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.

"Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen".

NOTE: The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So.... 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty......

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	():animal jokes (1719): Why do hummingbirds hum

Posted by Terry W. Gordon on 10-Aug-2005

Why do hummingbirds hum

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don't know the words.

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	():animal jokes (1719): very funny joke

Posted by Dylan W. Maloney on 14-Aug-2005

very funny joke

what did the fish say to the other fish
if u don't shut your mouth you'll get cought

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	():animal jokes (1719): raindeer

Posted by Lexi M. Johnson on 14-Aug-2005

raindeer

what reindeer laughed at rudolf?

olive.........(say this out loud) ALL OF the other raindeer,
used to laugh and call him names..........

yah yah i kno its stupid, but ur kids will like it

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	():animal jokes (1719): Energizer Bunny arrested!

Posted by Kas D on 08-Aug-2005

Energizer Bunny arrested!

Did you hear?

The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery

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	():animal jokes (1719): Donald Duck

Posted by Siemen on 08-Aug-2005

Donald Duck

Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.

"Certainly, sir" said the lady behind the counter, "shall I put them on your bill?"

"NO WAY!" replied Donald Duck, "What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!"

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