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():other funny jokes (4827): Fire drill


Posted by Big-T Taylor on 09-Aug-2005

Fire drill

Everyone knocks our (local) school system as having major flaws in the way they teach, but what can you say about a school where the fire drill is a written test?
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Handkerchief


Posted by Max Hooper on 09-Aug-2005

Handkerchief

How do you make a handkerchief dance?

You put a little boogie in it!
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Tits & train sets


Posted by Joe Bratone on 09-Aug-2005

Tits & train sets

What do electric train sets and women's breasts have in common ?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Potato garden


Posted by Garth H. Shack on 09-Aug-2005

Potato garden

An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.

His only son, who would have helped him, was in Long Kesh Prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.

Shortly, he received this reply, "For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!"

At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next.

His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad; It's the best I
could do from here."


   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Vaguely Obscene Nun Jokes


Posted by Philip Jennings on 10-Aug-2005
Vaguely Obscene Nun Jokes
What is black and white and green and black and white?
Two nuns fighting over a sweaty pickle.

What is black and white and grinds up and down, up and
down?
A nun churning butter.

What is black and white and screams "YES! YES! YES!"
A nun winning at BINGO.

What is black and white and pink and hard?
A nun stopping, lifting her habit up to her shins, and
sratching her ankle bone.

What is black and white and gooey and creamy?
A nun eating a bowl of Tapioca pudding.

What is black and white and makes a wet, sucking sound?
A toothless, elderly nun eating a Communion wafer.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Road Trip


Posted by Guillermo Macias on 10-Aug-2005
Road Trip
One afternoon, this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and
relax. On his way to the lake, a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on
the side of the highway gestures for him to stop.

The first guy rolls down the window and says, "How can I help you?"

"I am the red jerk of the highway. You got something to eat?"

With a smile in his face, the first guy hands a sandwich to the guy in red and
drives away. Not even five minutes later, he comes across another guy. This guy
is dressed fully in yellow, standing on the side and waving for him to stop.

A bit irritated, our guy stops, cranks down the window, and says, "What can I
do for you?"

"I am the yellow jerk of the highway. You got something to drink?"

Hardly managing to smile this time, he hands the guy a can of Coke and stomps
on the pedal and takes off again. In order to make it to the lakeside before
sunset, he decides to go faster and not to stop no matter what.

To his frustration, he sees another guy on the side of the road, this one
dressed in blue and signaling for him to stop. Reluctantly, our guy decides to
stop one last time, rolls down his window, and yells, "Let me guess. You're the
blue jerk of the highway, and just what the hell do you wanna have?"

"Driver's license and registration, please."
   

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