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| Posted by Invisible Wings on 09-Aug-2005 | First Day at WorkA young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."
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| Posted by Arf on 09-Aug-2005 | ToastedA guy lands on a deserted island after a shipwreck. He wakes up surrounded by natives. "I'm toasted."
A voice booms out of the sky: "You are not wasted yet! Take up thine rock besides you and bash in the head of the one with the red feathers, he is the chief!"
The guy does exactly this. The voice from the skies says:
"Now, you're toasted..."
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| Posted by Birdie c. ferrell on 09-Aug-2005 | Nudist CampA young boy, had been taken too visit a nudist camp, by his parents. He was surprised at the different sizes of the male organs and mentioned it to his father. The father, being rather well endowed, explained that it was a measure of intelligence, the big ones being smart and the small ones being dumb.
That afternoon the father was looking for his wife and asked his son if he had seen his mother.
"I saw her about ten minutes ago, She was with a real dumb man, but he seemed to be getting smarter all the time.
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| Posted by becky yawn on 09-Aug-2005 | Hid the goldA prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife.
"I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant it?"
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter, "Dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the gold."
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife. "You wouldn't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up the back garden!"
The prisoner wrote another letter: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."
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| Posted by Bob John on 09-Aug-2005 | Engineering studentsTwo engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey! Nice bike! Where did you get it?"
"Well," replied the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rode up on this bike. She jumped off, took off all of her clothes, and said, 'You can have ANYTHING you want!!'"
"Good choice," said the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."
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| Posted by Jeepster_J_Gill on 09-Aug-2005 | Game of golfFour retired guys are out, first one tees up, slices his ball into the trees, has to go retrieve it.
While he's gone, one guy says "So Bob, how's your son doing?"
"Well, you know my son's got an auto dealership, and they had their best year ever. It was so good that he gave a friend of his a car."
"So Bill, how's your son doing?" "Well, you know my son's got a boat dealership, and they had their best year ever. It was so good that he gave a friend of his a boat."
"So George, how's your son doing?. "Well, you know my son is a real estate broker, and he had his best year ever. It was so good that he gave a friend of his a house."
Meanwhile, the guy who lost his ball is back:
"So Sam, how's your son doing?" "Well, I dunno. You all know my son's gay... But he??™s must be doing something right because some friends gave him a house, a car, and a boat."
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