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():funny laws (94): First Law of Particle Physics...


Posted by Cynthia G. Simpson on 07-Aug-2005

First Law of Particle Physics...

First Law of Particle Physics

The basic building blocks of matter do not occur in nature.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Technology Laws...


Posted by Monnie on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws

Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Technology Laws...


Posted by Stefani Malik on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Ninth Law of Computing...


Posted by IgLoO gRrL on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Ninth Law of Computing...

Murphy's Ninth Law of Computing

A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

   

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():funny laws (94): An old car that has served you so well will...


Posted by Kitty K. Kaos on 07-Aug-2005
An old car that has served you so well will...

An old car that has served you so well will continue to serve you until you have just put four new tires under it and then it will fall apart.

   

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():funny laws (94): Tsung's Law...


Posted by Tom D. Chambers on 07-Aug-2005
Tsung's Law...
Tsung's Law

The biggest shithead and the person in command can generally be shot with the same bullet.

   

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