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| Posted by jalover on 12-Aug-2005 | Floating T.V.What do you say if you see your t.v. floating in the dark?
Drop it nigga!
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| Posted by JaymeE HarpeR on 12-Aug-2005 | Final RespectsA foursome of men in their eighties was playing a round of golf. As they were approaching the 12th hole a funeral procession rode by the course. One man stopped, faced the procession, took off his hat and placed it over his heart. After the last car passed by, the man put his hat back on and continued on the course. One of his buddies piped up and said,"That was a very nice thing to do."
The man replied, "It was the least I could do for my wife of 60 years!"
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| Posted by blonde joke on 12-Aug-2005 | Helicopter GrenadeThere are three guys in a helicopter and they each get to choose what they want to throw out.
The first guys chooses an apple. So he takes an apple and throws it out.
The second guy chooses a brick. So he takes a brick and throws it out.
The third guy chooses a grenade. So he pulls the pin and throws it out.
They land a while later and are walking along when they find a man rubbing his head.
They ask, \"What happened to you?\"
He answers, \"An apple hit me on the head.\"
They\'re walking along again and find a man lying unconcious on the ground.
They ask the cop, \"What happened to him?\"
He answers, \"A brick hit him on the head.\"
They\'re walking again, when they find a man laughing histerically.
They ask, \"What happened to you?\"
He answers, \"I farted and the house blew up behind me!\"
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| Posted by Rebecca Dawn on 12-Aug-2005 | The indian and the cowboysone sunny day 2 cowboys were riding alond lets call them fred and george. well anyway george says to fred, fred there is an indian follwing us n fred says ohh dont worry bout the indian hes a week away.
next morning george says to fred the indians still following cause and fred says to george dont worry bout him hes days away.
this continues for a couple of days so one morning as they are just bout ready to head off again into the sunset george says to fred fred the indians gettin really really close so fred says well shot him shot him!!
so george gets his gun aims and then says NO NO i cant shoot him. and fred lookin puzzled says why not?? george says because ive know him since he was a week old!
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| Posted by FloridaHottie4ya on 12-Aug-2005 | \"Boobie\", the dog.There once was a lonely, female dog walking down the street and Mr.Pepper saw her. So he took her home as he always wanted a pet of his own. He decided to call her Boobie.
As he went home, he was callling her, \"Come here, Boobie, come here sweet Boobie!\"
His wife, Mrs.Pepper was shocked as she heard this because she thought that he was saying Boobie to HER as she was fat and had big breasts!
Afterwards, Mrs.Pepper told her husband that he had to sell Boobie as she was getting them in lots of troubles!
So as he was selling her, Mr.Pepper saw a priest passing by and told him if he would be interested in buying Boobie. The priest was shocked to hear such a name and decided not to buy her!
The day after, Sunday, as usual, the priest was making mass. Since it was a special women occasion, only women were invited to church for that day only. Mr.Pepper was so desperate in selling Boobie that he entered church with the dog and the priest was so shocked that he shouted out, \"Take out your Boobie!\"
So all the women in church took out their left breast. To try and make the point clearer, the priest shouted out, \"Not that one, the other one!\"
And so the women took out their right breast. But the priest was not referring to the women\'s breast but he was reffering to the dog!
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| Posted by eemajinmee on 12-Aug-2005 | Afgan olympicsWhy aren\'t afghanastan people in the olympics?
Because there is no camel hunting in the olympics!
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