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| Posted by Rob E. Daynes on 14-Aug-2005 | Folding BedsI broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.
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| Posted by Adam E. Hinkhouse on 14-Aug-2005 | Friends"True Friends know the song of your heart and sing it back when
you have forgotten it."
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| Posted by Lisa R. Schwarz on 14-Aug-2005 | PowerNot to the power that raises shanties, but to the power that lowers
panties!
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| Posted by GostaJill on 14-Aug-2005 | Kids truths :)~ ~ Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned
* No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
* When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your
hair.
* If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch
the second person.
* Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
* You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
* Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
* Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
* Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
* Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
* School lunches stick to the wall.
* You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
* Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts, no matter
how cute the underwear is.
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():funny quotes (263): Eternal nothingness is okay if you're dressed... |
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():funny quotes (263): "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted... |
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| Posted by Beck on 07-Aug-2005 | "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted..."Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry."
- Gloria Steinem
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