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():sport jokes (950): Football Fan


Posted by Herb E. Handcock on 13-Aug-2005

Football Fan

Two boys were playing football in a park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a plank of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar & twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Washington Redskin fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Redskins fan," the boy replied.

"Baltimore Ravens fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again.

"I'm not a Ravens fan either," the boy said.

"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Packers fan."

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck bastard kills family pet."
   

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():sport jokes (950): Golf Bee Injury


Posted by Brian C. Kaase on 13-Aug-2005

Golf Bee Injury

The old golf pro was bored early on and had already been into the cooler in the pro shop, when suddenly a young lady ran in screaming, "I was stung by a bee!"

"Where," the bleary-eyed pro asked?

"Between the first and second holes," replied the frantic young blonde.

To which the tipsy pro replied, "I told you yesterday that your stance was too wide."


   

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():sport jokes (950): Instant Replays


Posted by Rhody J. Corcoran on 13-Aug-2005

Instant Replays

I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather.

The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game *he* was watching was better.


   

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():sport jokes (950): Bad golfer


Posted by Lilly13 on 13-Aug-2005

Bad golfer

A Hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf & enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy.

Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, "I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."

The caddy looks back at him and says, "I don't think you could keep your head down that long."


   

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():sport jokes (950): "You're going out to play golf again?" his...


Posted by Banu S. Thuraisingam on 13-Aug-2005
"You're going out to play golf again?" his...
"You're going out to play golf again?" his wife complained.

"I'm only doing under doctors orders."

"Do I look stupid to you?!" "But its true," he said, while walking out the door.

"He told me specifically that I should get some iron everyday."


   

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():sport jokes (950): Anit-Packer's Joke


Posted by Ed J. Early on 13-Aug-2005
Anit-Packer's Joke
What's the difference between a cactus and the Packers' stadium?

A cactus has 60,000 pricks on the outside.

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Editor's note: Of course, in my opinion, you can put ANY team in the place of the Packers...


   

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