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| Posted by super p. man on 10-Aug-2005 | For Pete's sake, runA small social club was trying to organize a baseball team. They could only
muster eight players, but were hard put to find a ninth. In desperation, they
called on a new member, an Englishman, to join their team.
During their first game, the Englishman came to bat. On the first pitch, he
knocked the ball out of the park.
"Run!" his teammates cried. "For Pete's sake, run!"
The Brit turned and stared at them icily. "I jolly well shan't run," he
replied. "Why should I? I'm perfectly willing to buy you chaps another ball."
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| Posted by Justin Andre on 10-Aug-2005 | Ever thrown out by a hareThis story was related by a baseball announcer, who attributed it to
HonusWagner.
Way back when Honus played, they didn't have stadium lights and
when it got dark, you couldn't see what you were doing very well.One time, he
was playing in the outfield and the ball was hit his way, but he just lost it in
the darkness. Fortunately, a rabbit was running by at the time and he grabbed
it and threw it to first for the out.This was the very first time anyone was
ever thrown out by a hare.
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| Posted by Apple Jack on 10-Aug-2005 | Babe RootWhat do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
Babe Root.
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| Posted by Box Turtle on 10-Aug-2005 | EuropeA baseball player is sitting on the bench along with the coach. Suddenly,
the
coach starts saying, "Germany, Italy, Spain, Britain." The guy looks at
him and
says, "Huh?" to which the coach replies... "Europe!"
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| Posted by Dave Kozlowsky on 10-Aug-2005 | Baseball and LawWhat is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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| Posted by CuTiE BaBiE on 10-Aug-2005 | Right after the National AnthemA rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have
a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw.
"You always lose control at the same point in every game."
"When is that?"
"Right after the National Anthem."
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