FORD...

FORD (Acronym)

Fix Or Repair Daily.

Alternate:

Found On Road Dead

Real Estate Definitions...

Real Estate Definitions

Charming

Tiny. Snow White might fit, but five of the dwarfs would have to find their own place. See "Cute," "Enchanting," and "Good Starter Home."

Much Potential

Grim. Steer clear unless you have a lot of money and believe your blind dates really did have nice personalities.

Unique City Home

Used to be a warehouse.

Hi-Tech/Contemporary

Lots of steel shelving with little holes - the kind your dad used to store tools on in the basement.

Daring Design

Still a warehouse

Completely Updated

Avocado dishwasher and harvest gold carpeting or vice versa.

Sophisticated

Black walls and no windows. See "Architect's Delight."

One-Of-A-Kind

Ugly as sin.

Brilliant Concept

Do you really need a two-story live oak in your 30-foot sky dome? See "Makes Dramatic Statement."

Upper Bracket

If you have to ask...

You'll Love It

No, you won't.

Must See To Believe

An absolutely accurate statement.

Foreploy...

Foreploy

Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

From The Washington Post's Style Invitational competition, where readers were asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Trapezoid...

Trapezoid

A device for catching zoids.

Enema

Baroque...

Baroque (adj.):

When you are out of Monet.