Fortune Cookies

1. Try a new system or different approach.
2. How you look depends on where you go.
3. He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
4. You will be called to fill a position of high honor and responsibility.
5. There is yet time enough for you to take a different path.
6. You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
7. You will travel far and wide, for both pleasure and business.
8. Follow a hunch about improving your position.
9. A vacation by the sea is in store for you soon.
10. To see others, you must only watch; to see yourself, you must look.
11. You are interested in public service and would make an outstanding statesman.
12. You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.
13. You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part.
14. Your energy is at a peak. Channel it into fun activities.
15. Now is a good time to start something new.
16. You are bright. So give out that light!
17. Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
18. Finding exotic uses for what others ignore will make your special fortune.
19. Someone thinks you are very special and lets you know it.
20. Share excitement with your best friends as you all run away for the weekend.
21. You have many personal talents that are attractive to others.
22. The most important things in life are not things.
23. An aura of glamour and mystery surrounds your events of the week.
24. Your pet project gains seal of approval from an influential friend.
25. An important visitor will vow complete support.
26. You will receive credit long overdue.
27. Love will come looking for you.
28. Anyone who makes a blanket statement is a fool.
29. Happiness and good fortune will come to you soon.
30. You have the ability to make lifelong friends.
31. Live each day to the fullest.
32. You have an optimistic outlook on life, for very good reason.
33. Cooperate with those who have both know-how and money.
34. Any active moves you make tomorrow will succeed.
35. The path to enlightenment requires open eyes and willing feet.
36. Remain resolute and unwavering toward your goals.
37. Helping others can become a satisfying way of life.
38. Your Yin and your Yang are in harmony.
39. Wise men learn much from fools.
40. Prayers are always answered eventually.
41. Your future will be easier to digest than this cookie.
42. If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
43. The sooner you get behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
44. The only constant since the beginning of time is change.
45. Those who speak loudest always have the least to say.
46. Time exists solely to prevent everything from happening at once.
47. Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats.
48. Malice is stupidity raised to a higher power.
49. Put off procrastinating till a later time.
50. It's easier to curse a candle than to light the darkness.
51. Moderation in all things should be practiced sparingly.
52. People who spout platitudes have attitudes that allow no latitude.
53. You will be unusually successful in business.
54. You are generous, affectionate and impulsive.
55. Keep your schedule flexible to handle the unexpected.
56. You should be able to undertake and complete anything.
57. Pray for what you want, but work for the things you need.
58. Good health is a man's best wealth.
59. You will step on the soil of many countries.
60. You are entering a time of great promise and overdue rewards.
61. You will soon gain something you have always wanted.
62. Avert misunderstandings by calm, poise and balance.
63. You need not worry about your future.
64. You will be showered with good luck.
65. If you can shape it in your mind, you will find it in your life.
66. You have creative power to achieve your aim.
67. You will succeed, but wait for the opportune moment.
68. The physician heals; nature makes well.
69. Try to clear up differences with associates.
70. You will soon be holding the lucky number.
71. You will make a change for the better.
72. Sell your ideas - they are totally acceptable.
73. There is no way of judging the future but by the past.
74. You will be singled out for promotion.
75. Adopt a confident, positive attitude and others will climb on your bandwagon.
76. The coming month shall bring winds of change in your life.
77. A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
78. You have a natural grace and great consideration for others.
79. You will witness a special ceremony.
80. Confucius say: Angel with wings not so hot as angel with arms.
81. A short trip is favored at this time.
82. You will be offered a high executive position with an attractive salary.
83. You will make many changes before settling satisfactorily.
84. You are deeply attached to your family and home.
85. Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
86. You are faithful in the execution of any public trust.
87. Whatever your desires are, for the present decline them.
88. You long to see the great pyramids in Egypt.
89. You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
90. You will be an honored guest at a pleasant social occasion.
91. You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
92. Confucius say: make sure words touch wisdom tooth on way out of mouth.
93. Your business superiors have you in mind for a promotion.
94. Add to your understanding of foreign art and culture.
95. An emptiness soon will be filled.
96. You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you.
97. Too much confidence has deceived many a one.
98. Your partner will be proud of you.
99. You should be pleased with answers you are given now.
100. Good news will come to you from far away.
101. Good news will come to you from close at hand.
102. You are heading for a land of sunshine.
103. You will soon have an opportunity to make a change to your advantage.
104. The color red will be important to you.
105. You will receive a favor or kindness from someone.
106. It is good to be neither high nor low. Come easy, go easy.
107. Don't let doubt and suspicion bar your progress.
108. Consolidate rather than expand business projects in the near future.
109. You can breeze through most of the day.
110. You will pass a difficult test that will make you happier.
111. Blue eyes shall bring happiness as deep as the seas.
112. Answer just what your heart prompts you.
113. You can solve your problem if you exert yourself.
114. Be tactful; overlook not your own opportunity.
115. Children could contribute to your cheerfulness.
116. Your genuine talent will find its way to success.
117. He asks advice in vain who will not follow it.
118. Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress.
119. You will dance to a different beat next summer.
120. Be the first to try something new.
121. A woman who seeks to be equal to men lacks ambition.
122. Idleness is the holiday of fools.
123. A beautiful woman is a paradise to the eyes and a curse to the purse.
124. You will visit some faraway land that has long been in your waking thoughts.
125. Deception in romance will prove costly.
126. Things just get curiouser and curiouser.
127. Have you had your reality check today? Don't worry, it's in the mail.
128. Happiness isn't all it's cracked up to be.
129. Nothing is better than happiness, but a ham sandwich is better than nothing.
130. Love will come looking for you, with an angry spouse.
131. Reality will be less painful than usual today.
132. Reality is the leading cause of stress, for those in touch with it.
133. Life to you is a series of dashing and adventurous crises.
134. Any problem in your home can be fixed, except that leaking faucet.
135. Cooperate with those who have both know-how and bail money.
136. Any active moves you make tomorrow will backfire, so stay home.
137. The path to enlightenment requires a flashlight with fresh batteries.
138. The secret of life is...I can't tell you. It's a secret.
139. Remain resolute and unwavering when shirking your duty.
140. Somewhere is lurking a hailstone that has your name on it.
141. Your emotional ties aren't color coordinated with your suits.
142. Threatening forces oppose your move to Cleveland.
143. A libertarian, immoral society is enticing you to excesses. Enjoy.
144. Your Yin and your Yang are no longer on speaking terms.
145. If at first you don't exceed, try, try again.
146. To err is human, to forgive unlikely.
147. It's okay to call someone stupid; just don't prove it.
148. If justice rules the universe, we are all in trouble.
149. There ain't no such thing as a free lunch?‰unless you own the restaurant.
150. Wise men learn much from fools. Wise guys don't.
151. You will live in interesting times and, if lucky, survive them.
152. Prayers are always answered. The answer is usually no.
153. The race is not always to the swift, but that's the way to bet.
154. The best revenge is not living well. The best revenge is revenge.
155. A rose by any other name would still attract aphids.
156. Someday your ship will come in, but you'll be at the airport.
157. A bird in the hand can be messy.

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